Ok, before I start, let me get this out … Word Press has changed the way EVERYTHING on this blog works and I do not like it. You hear me, Word Press!? I don’t like it!
Lets move on …
Sabine has had three, maybe four, poop blow outs in her entire life. I don’t think that’s a very bad statistic, for a three month old. In previous poop blow outs, the smell has been IMMEDIATE. I mean, knock you down, “What DIED in here?” smell.
Well, yesterday the Bean fell asleep shortly before dinner. “Wonderful!” I thought. “I’ll just let her nap and I will be able to actually EAT at the same time as Brandon and without holding a baby!” She slept through meal-prep, all the way through dinner. She slept through dishes. It was great.
I heard her start to stir over the monitor but she wasn’t screaming or even grunting. Just kinda talking to herself. I went into her room to check on her and saw a happy, smiling baby. She was sooooooo cute that I immediately scooped her up to cover her with kisses. And I was immediately covered in poop.
There was poop all the way up the front of her diaper, out one leg hole, out the back. Poop in her bed. Poop on her. Poop ALL over me. It was horrible. It was one of those diaper explosions that its easier to just haul both of us into the shower than to even attempt to tackle it with wipes. The entire time though, she was smiling!
So, this gives me two questions … first, why was I not knocked out by the poop smell? Either my cold is worse than I thought and I have lost all smelling ability, or my child has learned to completely de-stinkify poop. And more importantly, why is my child not bothered by the fact that there was poop ALL over her!?
I’m going to have that dirty, stinky child that all the other kids make fun of. I just know it. At least MY nose won’t be able to smell it!